Missing

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Artist's impression
Missing person
The buyer of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book!
Last seen
Never
Age
Old enough to have $1,000,000
Height
Unknown. Probably tall enough to reach a bookshelf.
Distinguishing features
Has $1,000,000. Likes beers and chocolates. Can read (we hope).
Answers to
"The buyer"

Reward One book

Reward is the only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! Available to the person found, for $1,000,000.

Reported sightings

All unconfirmed. All made up. The book is real.

Is it you?

If you are the buyer, please come home. The only copy of Dad, Look – I Wrote A Book! is waiting. Beers and chocolates included.

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